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The Worst Clown™

@chucklesmcfuckles / chucklesmcfuckles.tumblr.com

name.
Chuckles "Aspen" McFuckles
tracked tag.
None
age.
22+
pronouns.
he/they
sexuality.
Fuck You
country.
Space
race/ethnicity.
Demon
zodiac.
Gemini
About me.
former desk-demon and co-star of the show, baby B)

watch the show here (it's free)

Skills

FUNNYMAN

RAGE

GOOD FEELS OUTPUT

WRITING
likes
Nikki, gaming, free food, food, demons, monsters, you <3
dislikes
assholes, paid food, gaming, you <3
currently...
watching: list here things you're watching
reading: list here things you're reading
currently working on
Surviving
Improving
B)

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    why so smellious?

    - the sniffer

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    it’s not about the chew toy, it’s about squeaking the squeaker

    - the chewer

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    im a dog chasing cars

    - the joker

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    hoppip:

    These are some comic drawing requests I did over at my Instagram the other day! Thank you all, it’s a very fun challenge to try to mix cats and prompts into a little comic strip

    gallusrostromegalus:

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    gallusrostromegalus:

    A Haiku:

    📲 💡

    🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

    🖥️ 📜

    [Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as:

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    Reminds me of an old internet poem:

    < > ! * ’ ’ #

    ^ “ ` $ $ -

    ! * = @ $ _

    % * < > ~ # 4

    & [ ] . . /

    | { , , SYSTEM HALTED

    The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

    Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

    Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

    Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

    Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

    Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

    Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

    OH I GOT ONE AS WELL

    Behold, the math limerick:

    ((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0

    A dozen, a gross, and a score,

    plus three times the square root of four,

    divided by seven,

    plus five times eleven

    is nine squared and not a bit more

    Only vaguely related but my uncle showed me this one when I was a kid to keep me busy:

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    He wouldn’t tell me what it meant for fucking ages

    It helps if you read it with a cockney accent. It reads:

    ‘em are spiders’ em are

    See 'em beady eyes

    'em are spiders’ em are

    Okay, this one isn’t symbolic, but…

    CIVILI DEREGO FIFTIBUS INERO

    DEMIS NOBUS DEMIS TRUX

    The intended reading:

    See, Villi, dere `ey go. Fifty bus in a row.

    Dem is no bus, dem is trucks.

    My dad got in trouble with a Nun in school for that one!

    systlin:

    flamingbluepanda:

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    But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

    But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

    When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

    Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

    The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

    Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

    Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.

    I did that. Me. You can do the same.

    Is this post about making a garden or beating depression

    As someone with clinically diagnosed anxiety and depression;

    Yes.

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    oops i accidentally saved every photo oh my hand slipped you have to do it all again

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    sorry guys my mistake

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    the-ghost-in-your-attic:

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    psych-is-the-name:

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    current note count: 295

    oops i accidentally saved every photo oh my hand slipped you have to do it all again

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    sorry guys my mistake

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